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Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids.

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If you are for freedom and equal rights, which we hear a lot of talk about these days, then you have to include the LGBTQ community in that. And if you're not willing to put your time where your mouth is, then I don't know quite what you mean by commitment in your life.

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Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

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If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer.

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You'd think after 8 years of things called 'The Patriot Act' and 'No Child Left Behind' they would know that we have figured out the 'Call it what it ain't' PR ploy by now, but... um... no.

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Vegas has the Whitman's Sampler of audiences. They come from all different places, so you have to do some crowd psychology. You have to find the heartbeat of the room. It doesn't shift my jokes, but it shifts my timing and my attention.

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Most 'reality' shows aren't reality at all. They're game shows with no prize. Like 'Rock of Love.' His aren't genuine feelings. Then again, Bob Barker didn't really care whether or not you won the toaster. Sorry to shatter everyone's dreams.

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If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.

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I've been doing stand-up since I was 15 years old.

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The name 'Charmageddon' actually comes from a social technique that I use. Which is, you know, literally obliterating people with charm so that you can get away with saying stuff that no one else could ever get away with, you know?

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: September 25th, 1969

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