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A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

~Groucho Marx

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Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

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I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

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Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

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Go, and never darken my towels again.

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

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I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.

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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

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Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

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If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: October 2nd, 1890

Died: August 19th, 1977

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