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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

~Groucho Marx

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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

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I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.

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I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.

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My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.

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I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: October 2nd, 1890

Died: August 19th, 1977

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