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I was watching TV, and there was a girl acting a fool. And I was like, 'I could do that.'

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My childhood ambition was to become a Tooth Fairy. And I do talk about that in my book 'Is You Okay.' My mama always told me to say I wanted to be a corporate lawyer, and today I am much closer to being a Tooth Fairy than I ever was a Corporate Lawyer... so hah hah hah hah.

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My guilty pleasure is vanilla cupcakes! I love cupcakes! I love cupcakes. When it's really bad, it's 12 per day. I've fallen asleep with cupcake in my mouth, like, frosting all over my mouth. More than - several times.

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If I had to go back to something, I would go back to the 'Victory Tour' of the Jacksons, because I love me some Michael Jackson. I'd get my one glove, and my high water pants on, and my sparkly socks and black loafers.

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What I hear is that people think of me as their cousin or their sister or somebody they want to hang out with.

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A lot of my comedy is physical, so you don't have to understand English to get that I'm choking to death on cinnamon or falling out of this tree or whatever.

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This girl just kept staring at me, and I was like, 'What in the world is wrong with her?' That's when I knew, this YouTube thing is something.

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I always wanted to be on 'Sesame Street,' that kind of a thing, puppets and fun and original songs and fairy tales.

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Women have to do a lot of things. That's why I think Ms. Hillary is going to be an awesome president.

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How can we bridge the gap between... African-American males and white cops?

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: July 30th, 1972

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