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Birthdays are a reward for having shown up 365 days in a row. It's like getting a badge for attendance.

~Gina Barreca

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Recognizing your talents doesn't mean believing they're limitless. Accepting your strengths doesn't lead to pride, but instead to humility; you're less likely to resent what others have if you understand your own bounty.

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The '60s had edge; the '70s had embroidery.

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I passed my classes because I displayed effort, not because I learned math. But how can we help young people understand life rarely gives partial credit for effort, especially if that effort doesn't lead to understanding or success?

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My longing to improve my looks via The Body Shop is being replaced by my longing to improve my looks via Photoshop.

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From age 16 to age 20, a woman's body is a temple. From 21 to 45, it's an amusement park. From 45 on, it's a terrarium.

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Here's something women need to stop doing to other women: We need to stop asking each other to lower our fees, cut our rates or work for free because we're members of the same sex.

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Women feel like we're fat if we can't wear the clothes we wore in high school. Men, in contrast, only start to feel fat only when they can no longer fit into a foreign car.

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My cat is older than many fashion models. I won't even discuss the fact that she also weighs more.

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My mother thinks Mick Jagger is a foreign car.

~Gina Barreca

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: Unknown

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