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I think a lot of people have too much time on their hands.

~Gilbert Gottfried

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I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I'm watching.

~Gilbert Gottfried

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The 'Phoenix Sun' did a list of the unsexiest men in the world, and I made it to number one. I beat out Bin Laden. He's a terrorist, hasn't bathed in months. I beat him out. To me it was a great honor.

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I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny.

~Gilbert Gottfried

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I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.

~Gilbert Gottfried

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: February 28th, 1955

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