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I think of Alan Thicke as Perry Como without the excitement.

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Every time I give a straight answer and read it in a magazine, I say, 'Ouch.' One day I'd like to talk to a psychoanalyst about why celebrities reveal so much of themselves in interviews.

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I always try to avoid anything that has to do with my life.

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I'm known for my slightly inappropriate remarks.

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If I could cause world peace by taking someone out to lunch, I'd go, 'Well, war isn't that terrible.'

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I'm a very anti-vacation person. Because I'm always getting on planes for work, to me, a vacation is when I don't have to get on a plane.

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I'm one of those people, in any country I'm in, if somebody could just put me in a car or a bus, I'll look out the window and say, 'OK, there's the Tower of London, there's Buckingham Palace, there's Big Ben,' and if it all takes about five minutes, perfect. I've seen all of it and I can go home.

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I'm terrible when I have to fill up free time. My days, if I'm not working, I wake up and figure out a way to kill time until it's time to go to sleep.

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People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.

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Nothing can help my comedy.

~Gilbert Gottfried

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: February 28th, 1955

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