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I find Washington audiences are basically the same as every other audience; they watch me and go, 'Who's idea was it to go see him? And is it too late to ask for my money back?'

~Gilbert Gottfried

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With the Internet, if you erase something it just means you have to spend another half-minute to find it.

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Reality TV has totally destroyed soap operas. They're gone. They used to be the biggest thing in the world - they're gone.

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Off-camera, I sound like Perry Como.

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There are times when I've had ideas walking down the street that I thought were great, and the minute I got onstage, I would think of them and go, 'Wow, that would never work,' even before I did it in front of the audience.

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I guess if they ever do a remake of 'Sophie's Choice,' I could play the Meryl Streep part. I've got to work on my Polish accent. Maybe I'll be the definitive King Lear one day. You know, if they ever feel that King Lear should be more Jewy.

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Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it's very funny.

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The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport.

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When you watch Robin Williams, you can see a lot of Jonathan Winters. Robin is the first one to admit that; he worshiped Jonathan Winters.

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I found out about Jonathan Winters' death a day after it happened. That seems wrong. A talent like his should be more revered. The world knew about Kim Kardashian's divorce before she did.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: February 28th, 1955

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