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One thing I can take credit for, along with the rest of show business, is when the red ribbons were out, we cured AIDS. Any advancements that came towards fighting AIDS were not done by scientists or doctors - it was people with little ribbons on their lapels.

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I don't know if I change my act from century to century. Sometimes I'm onstage doing imitations and references to people who have been dead for 50 years.

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There definitely is exposure in reality shows, but the exposure will basically get you more reality shows.

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If you're a lead actor, people are just waiting to say 'you're too old' or 'you're too unhip.' If you're a supporting actor, you can just work forever.

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I would show up at a party for Al Qaeda if you said there's going to be a dinner.

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You never know what people will choose to be offended by.

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I'd make Jack Benny look like a philanthropist.

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I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe and ointment. It was a sad childhood.

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I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny.

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I always feel that most political jokes, if you're going to do them, you have to do them within the next five minutes, or else they're outdated. By the time you've got it to the point that it's strong, it would be 12 years old.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: February 28th, 1955

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