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I was Jewish, through and through, although in our house that didn't mean a whole lot. We never went to synagogue. I never had a Bar Mitzvah. We didn't keep kosher or observe the Sabbath. In fact, I'm not so sure I would have known what the Sabbath looked like if it passed me on the street, so how could I observe it?

~Gilbert Gottfried

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I just don't accept midgets as human beings. There's only so much political correctness I can accept.

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I remember being at the premiere of 'Beverly Hills Cop II' and the tremendous reaction from the crowd outside, then going to a party at a hotel afterwards where the speakers were blasting 'Shakedown,' a song from the movie. That felt like a show biz moment to me.

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With me, traveling for work is arriving at the airport, checking into the hotel, leaving the hotel the next morning at 4 or 5 to do something like 'The Jimmy and Jackie Captain Crazy Morning Zoo,' doing a bunch of those in a row, then going back to the hotel, and then finally going to the club.

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The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.

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Well, I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts.

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Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out.

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Unfortunately, I've never been mistaken as Johnny Depp.

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I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl.

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In real life I'm a tall, blond Christian.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: February 28th, 1955

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