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I understand your new play is full of single entendres.

~George S. Kaufman

Topics: Full New Play Single Understand Your

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Satire is what closes on Saturday night.

~George S. Kaufman

Topics: Closes Night Satire Saturday Saturday Night

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When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.

~George S. Kaufman

Topics: Dinner Expect Face Her Invite Look Pay Price She Woman

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Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.

~George S. Kaufman

Topics: Caught Dead Epitaph Eye Finally God His Waiter

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Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.

~George S. Kaufman

Topics: Hour Hours Lunch Off Office

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I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.

~George S. Kaufman

Topics: Less Like More

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When I was born I owed twelve dollars.

~George S. Kaufman

Topics: Born Dollars Owed Twelve I Was Born

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At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.

~George S. Kaufman

Topics: Absent Author Better Dead Dramatic Only Rehearsals Than

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The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.

~George S. Kaufman

Topics: Doctor Examining He Home Kind Me Medicine Studying Want Who

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Dramatist

Born: November 16th, 1889

Died: June 2nd, 1961

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