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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.

~George Burns

Topics: Bad Busy Country Cutting Hair How Know People Run Running Too Who

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How can I die? I'm booked.

~George Burns

Topics: Booked Die How

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I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

~George Burns

Topics: Afford Die Lose Money Much Too Too Much Too Much Money

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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

~George Burns

Topics: Age Go Out Women Would

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It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

~George Burns

Topics: Air Changing Clean Dirty Get Hard Me Remember Remember When Sex Times Used I Can

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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

~George Burns

Topics: Age Day Fifteen Hold Smoke Something Ten

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I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.

~George Burns

Topics: Age Anywhere Face Here Pleased Very

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If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.

~George Burns

Topics: Bad Enough Good Good Script Me Pay Script

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: January 20th, 1896

Died: March 9th, 1996

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