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Every week when my batch of weekly cartoons would go to FedEx, it felt like a small miracle. Then in a few days, it's 'Here we go again.'

~Gary Larson

Topics: Again Batch Cartoons Days Every Felt Few Go Here Like Miracle Small Then Week Weekly Would

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Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.

~Gary Larson

Topics: Actually Discovers Einstein Great Great Moments Moments Money Science Time

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I think one thing that's important to maintain is a sense of fear, always doubting yourself... a good dose of insecurity helps your work in some ways.

~Gary Larson

Topics: Always Dose Doubting Fear Good Helps Important Insecurity Maintain One Thing Sense Some Thing Think Ways Work Your Yourself I Think

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You should always leave the party 10 minutes before you actually do.

~Gary Larson

Topics: Actually Always Before Leave Minutes Party Should You

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The message is not so much that the worms will inherit the Earth, but that all things play a role in nature, even the lowly worm.

~Gary Larson

Topics: All Things Earth Even Inherit Lowly Message Much Nature Play Role Things Will Worm Worms

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Humans have changed ecosystems more rapidly and extensively than in any comparable period of time in human history, largely to meet rapidly growing demands for food, fresh water, timber, fiber and fuel. This has resulted in a substantial and largely irreversible loss in the diversity of life on Earth.

~Gary Larson

Topics: Any Changed Comparable Demands Diversity Earth Ecosystems Fiber Food Fresh Fuel Growing History Human Human History Humans Irreversible Largely Life Loss Meet More Period Rapidly Resulted Substantial Than Timber Time Water

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You know those little snow globes that you shake up? I always thought my brain was sort of like that. You know, where you just give it a shake and watch what comes out and shake it again. It's like that.

~Gary Larson

Topics: Again Always Brain Give Just Know Like Little Out Shake Snow Sort Those Thought Up Watch Where You

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My future plans are hazy, and I've yet to experience how much cartooning is in my blood and therefore how much I'll miss it. But I have some other interests, especially in music, and I will probably take the opportunity to delve into those things more deeply.

~Gary Larson

Topics: Blood Cartooning Deeply Experience Future How How Much Interests Miss More Much Music Opportunity Other Plans Some Take Therefore Things Those Will

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I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it.

~Gary Larson

Topics: Maintaining Paying Quality Think I Think

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The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.

~Gary Larson

Topics: Absent Bluebird Chicken Depression Happiness His Life Long Visited

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Cartoonist

Born: August 14th, 1950

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