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I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest.

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My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

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Nobody can write better jokes putting me down than me.

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I'm proud of Larry Sanders and proud of every single person who went on that journey. It's a very special show to me, and I've learned a lot of lessons from it. I need to find something where I can learn some more lessons, and then I'll do that project.

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It takes me so long to get tired of a man. It's women that are the problem. Don't get me wrong. I think men have their problems just as much as women.

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Everyone at a party is uncomfortable. Knowing that makes me more comfortable.

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I keep my scrapbooks in the car. When I come to a stoplight, I start looking through my past. Sometimes I wish the red lights were longer.

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It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.

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Some people think the world will end in 2012. I think we've got until 2014. I'm an optimist.

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I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: November 29th, 1949

Died: March 24th, 2016

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