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Humor is a wonderful way to deal with our suffering because if we can laugh at our troubles, we can feel better. Thich Nhat Hanh is a special man who has helped millions with their suffering with incredible technique. But he doesn't know real suffering, because he has not dated as much as I have.

~Garry Shandling

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I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

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Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with.

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Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.

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I may discuss love, and I don't mind if two men fall in love, fine. Two women, fine. But I flinch when I think of two Jewish women getting together and having a child because the idea of having two Jewish mothers makes my head explode. I have one; I couldn't handle two.

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Dogs are not people. Be leery of any woman who refers to her dogs as her 'kids,' because you'll only end up paying for their schooling.

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Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name?

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I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large.

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The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something entirely new. It would prevent me from wanting to host a standard-fare kind of talk show.

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I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: November 29th, 1949

Died: March 24th, 2016

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