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The Ford Flex is a really, really cool car. You get inside and you have so much headroom and it's really comfortable to drive and it's real techy inside. You look at the screen and it's blue and you've got all kinds of controls. Everything is digital.

~Gabriel Iglesias

Topics: Blue Car Comfortable Controls Cool Digital Drive Everything Ford Get Got Inside Kinds Look Much Real Really Screen You

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I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like it, I'll go for it.

~Gabriel Iglesias

Topics: Almost Because Bought Cool Day Go Go For It Just Just Because Like Other See Something Think I Think I See

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I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.

~Gabriel Iglesias

Topics: Alone Always Comics Day Day One Done Go Me Never Other Perform Since Somewhere Taken

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I just know you can not be on top forever. There's always going to be the next guy, and if I'm going to go down, I'd like to know I helped the next guy take my spot. You can't prevent the inevitable, but you can join the ship.

~Gabriel Iglesias

Topics: Always Down Forever Go Going Guy Helped Inevitable Join Just Know Like Next Prevent Ship Spot Take Top You

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I know what it's like to have a family and not have insurance and really need it. As a comic, insurance was one of those sacrifices I made early on until I could afford it.

~Gabriel Iglesias

Topics: Afford Comic Could Early Family Insurance Know Like Made Need Really Sacrifices Those Until

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Being on TV sucks. It's a lot of work. You memorize scripts and then you show up and they change everything. I'm a control freak. When I'm doing stand-up, I say what I want and then I get instant feedback.

~Gabriel Iglesias

Topics: Being Change Control Control Freak Doing Everything Feedback Freak Get Instant Lot Memorize Say Scripts Show Stand-Up Sucks Then Tv Up Want Work You

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Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed.

~Gabriel Iglesias

Topics: Comedians Enough Get Goal Movies Out Packed Place Popular Sell Tour Tv

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As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I'm kind of jaded on everyone else.

~Gabriel Iglesias

Topics: As Far As Chris Else Everyone Everyone Else Far Guys Jaded Kind Love Onstage Perform Rock Who I Love

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I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don't talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble.

~Gabriel Iglesias

Topics: About Away Early Get Learned Politics Religion Right Sports Stay Talk Those Three Trouble Will You

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I want to get so famous that I don't have to wake up in the morning. It'll probably never happen.

~Gabriel Iglesias

Topics: Famous Get Happen Morning Never Up Wake Wake Up Want

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: July 15th, 1976

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