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I started riding the whole 'fluffy' train, and it's a cute word and socially a lot more acceptable than someone saying is fat or obese. If you call a girl 'fat,' yo, she'll raise hell, but if you say, 'Aw girl, look at you, you're fluffy,' there's almost a sexy appeal to it.

~Gabriel Iglesias

Topics: Acceptable Almost Appeal Aw Call Cute Fat Fluffy Girl Hell Look Lot More Obese Raise Riding Say Saying Sexy She Socially Someone Started Than Train Whole Word You

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I found that laughter was a form of acceptance, and I really enjoyed that and I just - I crave it.

~Gabriel Iglesias

Topics: Acceptance Crave Enjoyed Form Found Just Laughter Really

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You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, they work out on stage.

~Gabriel Iglesias

Topics: About Before Gotta Life Live Live Life Out Sometimes Stage Talk Things Work Work Out You

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I'm all about showing people that I'm a little messed up, I have a lot of the same problems you have. By exposing myself and putting myself out there, people can relate to me and my act won't grow stale. I mean, nobody wants to hear a comedian say, 'Life is great.'

~Gabriel Iglesias

Topics: About Act Comedian Exposing Great Grow Hear Life Little Lot Me Mean Messed Messed Up Myself Nobody Out People Problems Putting Relate Same Say Showing Stale Up Wants You

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When you leave, you basically want to go eat, because I talk a lot about food in my act. So when you leave, you leave hungry.

~Gabriel Iglesias

Topics: About Act Basically Because Eat Food Go Hungry Leave Lot Talk Want You

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I usually travel with a posse. I roll deep. I travel like a rapper, but without the artillery. We don't carry guns, we carry cookies.

~Gabriel Iglesias

Topics: Artillery Carry Cookies Deep Guns Like Rapper Roll Travel Without

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I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.

~Gabriel Iglesias

Topics: Big Big Guy Food Guy Hit Just Really Regular Simple

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I don't get controversial, I don't get political and I don't tell you what to do with your life. I just go out there and tell some stories, and people can relate.

~Gabriel Iglesias

Topics: Controversial Get Go Just Life Out People Political Relate Some Stories Tell You Your

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I get a lot of influence from pro wrestling. People are like, 'Oh, it's fake.' But it's not about whether the guy wins or loses, it's about how he entertains you the whole time you're watching.

~Gabriel Iglesias

Topics: About Fake Get Guy He How Influence Like Loses Lot Oh People Pro Time Watching Whether Whole Wins Wrestling You

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I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo.

~Gabriel Iglesias

Topics: Air Central Comedian Comedy Difference Happens Latino Special Who Will

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: July 15th, 1976

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