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Any notable moments spent on a subway usually do nothing more than expose human awfulness at its most pronounced.

~Chris Gethard

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I don't think I'm ugly per se, but on bad days, I have been told that I look like the monster from 'The Hills Have Eyes.' That was extremely confidence-shattering, so I try to take care of myself.

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I have no desire to get on a soapbox or be preachy. I don't think comedy needs to be 'brave' or 'important.'

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To a crowd that loves improv, Robin Williams is like Chuck Berry.

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West Orange, where I grew up, is the hometown of Ian Ziering from 'Beverly Hills, 90210,' Scott Wolf from 'Party of Five,' David Cassidy from the 'Partridge Family,' and Mike Pitt of 'Boardwalk Empire' and 'Dawson's Creek.'

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Maria Bamford is someone who's really inspired me in a big way.

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I think so often about how, when I was starting out at UCB, Conan O'Brien was in town, and on his show back then, they sometimes did character bits, and I started getting paid to dress up as a page or a Dutch boy on his show.

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Bits are fake conversations comedians have because they are uncomfortable being vulnerable with other human beings in any way.

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When my TV show was in production, dozens of women asked me out on Facebook. Some were shy about it; some were blatant. Some I knew, some were total strangers. But they went for it.

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My sadness compels me to hide it so that people won't judge me. Seeking help would have blown my cover. Meanwhile, my mania convinces me that it's making me fun so I'll want to dive further into it. Seeking help would've ruined that good time.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: May 23rd, 1980

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