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A great director is someone who makes you feel like you're moving forward.

~Fred Willard

Topics: Director Feel Forward Great Great Director Like Makes Moving Moving Forward Someone Who You

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One of the great things about kids is they haven't heard a lot of the old jokes. You can get away with the corny ones.

~Fred Willard

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I love to draw, although I wish I was better at it.

~Fred Willard

Topics: Although Better Draw Love Wish I Love I Wish

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I have great respect for the authorities.

~Fred Willard

Topics: Authorities Great Great Respect Respect

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When we need a policeman, God bless 'em, they're there. But, if you're in the wrong place at the wrong time, everything seems suspicious.

~Fred Willard

Topics: Bless Everything God God Bless Need Place Policeman Seems Suspicious Time Wrong Wrong Place Wrong Time You

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As an actor, and as you get to a certain level... and it's pilot season and you read the trades, you could have a nervous breakdown. 'So-and-so's signed for a pilot. Why aren't I?'

~Fred Willard

Topics: Actor Breakdown Certain Certain Level Could Get Level Nervous Nervous Breakdown Pilot Read Season Signed Trades Why You

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Everybody I run into goes, 'Hey, 'Best in Show!'' Or, 'Hey, that dog movie!' which I don't mind because I'm not too good on titles.

~Fred Willard

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In most cities, it doesn't cost much to put your own show on a local access channel, so you get all sorts of strange stuff on the air.

~Fred Willard

Topics: Access Air Channel Cities Cost Get Local Most Much Own Put Show Sort Strange Stuff You Your

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There's this whole underground world of amateur television production.

~Fred Willard

Topics: Amateur Production Television Underground Whole World

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How can we say any one actor's work was better than another's?

~Fred Willard

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: September 18th, 1939

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