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You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.

~Flip Wilson

Topics: Expect Few Hit Machine Put You

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If I could marry my motorcycle, I'd roll her right up to the altar.

~Flip Wilson

Topics: Altar Could Her If I Could Marry Motorcycle Right Roll Up

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Variety shows didn't disappear; it was the caliber of the artists, the classic vaudevillians that have passed on. They are gone, so there's a different caliber performer that's come along that hasn't had the time to work in the small clubs and get the experience.

~Flip Wilson

Topics: Along Artists Caliber Classic Clubs Come Different Disappear Experience Get Gone Had Passed Performer Shows Small Time Variety Work

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Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

~Flip Wilson

Topics: Become Cards Fun Get Get Well Half Humorous Missing Sick Well You

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The secret of my success with Geraldine is that she's not a putdown of women. She's smart, she's trustful, she's loyal, she's sassy.

~Flip Wilson

Topics: Loyal Sassy Secret She Smart Success The Secret Of Women

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I told CBS, 'My career is going down the toilet, and you're pulling the chain.'

~Flip Wilson

Topics: Career Chain Down Going Pulling Toilet You Cbs

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The devil made me do it.

~Flip Wilson

Topics: Devil Made Me

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I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it.

~Flip Wilson

Topics: Any Could Damn Equal Four Get Last Last Year More Number Ratings Season Than Times Twice Want Year

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The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.

~Flip Wilson

Topics: Chance Cost Down Going Living Up

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Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.

~Flip Wilson

Topics: Because Laid Order Out Road

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: December 8th, 1933

Died: November 25th, 1998

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