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I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed.

~Evan Sayet

Topics: Am Angry Feminists Gregarious Happy Like Tired Women I Am

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Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami.

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Topics: About Ancient Care Humidity Jews Miami Worry

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At the Olympics in China, every color was represented... and that was just the drinking water.

~Evan Sayet

Topics: China Color Drinking Drinking Water Every Just Olympics Water

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Michelle Obama was asked when life begins. According to her it's when she and Barack take over the White House.

~Evan Sayet

Topics: According Asked Barack Begins Her House Life Michelle Michelle Obama Obama Over She Take White White House

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Jews were asked when life begins. For them it's when they finally graduate medical school.

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Topics: Asked Begins Finally Graduate Jews Life Medical Medical School School Them Were

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Tony Rezko and Bill Ayers should lead the Democratic Party. They are the only Democrats with any convictions.

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Topics: Any Bill Convictions Democratic Democratic Party Democrats Lead Only Party Should Tony

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What Democrats call 'nuanced', most people refer to as 'stupidity.'

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Topics: Call Democrats Most People Refer Stupidity

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Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.'

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Topics: Academic Academics Act Done Get Important Like Meaningless Now People People Say Say Something Work

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Barack Obama has raised tons of money. That is what he means by being green.

~Evan Sayet

Topics: Barack Barack Obama Being Green He Means Money Obama Raised Tons

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First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear it with a dog whistle.

~Evan Sayet

Topics: Created Dog First Hear Institutional Liberals Only Racism Then Whistle You

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: Unknown

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