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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

~Ellen Degeneres

Topics: Day Five Grandmother Hell Know Miles Now She Sixty Started Walking Where

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I get those fleeting, beautiful moments of inner peace and stillness - and then the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day, I'm a human trying to make it through in this world.

~Ellen Degeneres

Topics: Beautiful Day Fleeting Get Hours Human Inner Inner Peace Make Minutes Moments Other Peace Stillness Then Those Through Trying World

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No matter how popular you are as a stand-up - you can go out and fill a 10,000-seat arena and be smart and funny - it's delicate to host an awards show and know where your place is and know that it's not about you, that it's about the people who are nominated, and respect that, but at the same time have your moment to show them who you are.

~Ellen Degeneres

Topics: About Arena Awards Delicate Fill Funny Go Host How Know Matter Moment Nominated Out People Place Popular Respect Same Same Time Show Smart Stand-Up Them Time Where Who You Your

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I am saddened by how people treat one another and how we are so shut off from one another and how we judge one another, when the truth is, we are all one connected thing. We are all from the same exact molecules.

~Ellen Degeneres

Topics: Am Another Connected Exact How Judge Molecules Off People Same Shut Thing Treat Truth Truth Is I Am

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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

~Ellen Degeneres

Topics: Accountant Always Ask Child Funny Me People Well Were You

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Whatever you define family as, family is just a part of belonging to something that takes care of you and nurtures you... and when you have lost that, and you want to get that back, it's pretty easy to get emotional about it.

~Ellen Degeneres

Topics: About Back Belonging Care Define Easy Emotional Family Get Just Lost Part Pretty Something Takes Want Whatever You

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I don't pay attention to the number of birthdays. It's weird when I say I'm 53. It just is crazy that I'm 53. I think I'm very immature. I feel like a kid. That's why my back goes out all the time, because I completely forget I can't do certain things anymore - like doing the plank for 10 minutes.

~Ellen Degeneres

Topics: Anymore Attention Back Because Birthdays Certain Certain Things Crazy Doing Feel Forget Goes Immature Just Kid Like Minutes Number Out Pay Pay Attention Plank Say Things Think Time Very Weird Why I Think I Feel I Feel Like

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A lot of money with the wrong career is not going to make you happy. If you have money without happiness, it doesn't mean anything. It's all about happiness.

~Ellen Degeneres

Topics: About Anything Career Going Happiness Happy Lot Make Mean Money Without Wrong You

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Right before I decided to come out, I went on a spiritual retreat called 'Changing the Inner Dialogue of Your Subconscious Mind.' I'd never been to anything like it before, and all my friends were taking bets on how long I'd last with no TV, no radio, no phone. But for me that was the beginning of paying attention to all the little things.

~Ellen Degeneres

Topics: All My Friends Anything Attention Been Before Beginning Bets Changing Come Decided Dialogue Friends How Inner Last Like Little Little Things Long Me Mind Never Out Paying Phone Radio Retreat Right Spiritual Subconscious Subconscious Mind Taking Things Tv Were Your

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I just want to find somebody special, somebody that I click with.

~Ellen Degeneres

Topics: Click Find Just Somebody Special Want

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: January 26th, 1958

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