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If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Digging Done Ended Might Roads Up

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The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Doing Incapable Job Ordinary Truth Truth Is

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It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: About Before Book Doing Everyone Planning Speak Spoken Then True Write You

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You know, people sometimes say to me, 'Do you prefer to do this or that, act or do stand-up or write' but the thing that I enjoy most is the difference between all of them, because you're always learning. I don't go around thinking of myself as a great anything. I'm actually lucky to have the chance to fail at all of them.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Act Actually Always Anything Around Because Between Chance Difference Enjoy Fail Go Great Know Learning Lucky Me Most Myself People Prefer Say Sometimes Stand-Up Them Thing Thinking Write You

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You're not going to learn anything if you're not prepared to go flat, so I'm very happy to go flat.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Anything Flat Go Going Happy Learn Prepared Very You

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I grew up in a house where there was lots of teasing and language play and laughter; it was very important. When I was a teenager, you wouldn't go to a bar and find lots of televisions everywhere. People were talking. Talk was the mental fire you would gather around in the evening. It occupied a big part of your existence.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Around Bar Big Big Part Evening Everywhere Existence Find Fire Gather Go Grew House Important Language Laughter Lots Mental Occupied Part People Play Talk Talking Teenager Up Very Were Where Would You Your

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If you're a comic, you don't have a rehearsal room; you rehearse on stage. My main concern is remembering everything. I've written lots of material, but how do you memorise 90 minutes? That's one hell of a long speech. I've always had problems with that.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Always Comic Concern Everything Had Hell How Long Lots Main Material Minutes Problems Rehearsal Rehearse Remembering Room Speech Stage Written You 90 Minutes

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When things are going well, I can't write fast enough to keep up with my mind. Writing walks, speech runs and talk flies. Other times, though, it's like fishing.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Enough Fast Fishing Flies Going Keep Like Mind Other Runs Speech Talk Things Though Times Up Walks Well Write Writing

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I don't go to different countries to criticise their political system and tell them what they should be doing - what do I know?

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Countries Criticise Different Different Countries Doing Go Know Political Political System Should System Tell Them

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I never really had a career, to be honest with you. I never in my life sat down and planned it. I have thought, 'Oh, I'd like to do this,' like anybody would. But I'm not the type that says, 'If I do this, it will lead to that.'

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Anybody Career Down Had Honest Lead Life Like My Life Never Oh Planned Really Sat Says Thought To Be Honest Type Will Would You

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Biography

Nationality: Irish

Type: Comedian

Born: November 3rd, 1971

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