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The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Character Characters Life People Real Real Life Than Witty

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One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Appear Black Books Coming Grumpy Lot One Thing Thing Up You

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I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen, if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Anything Day Eat Every Every Day Except Go Good Help Never Place Possibly Properly Really Same Sandwiches Think Thought Turn Up Very Want Work I Can

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I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms you had to fill in for stand-up, so I thought I'd give that a twist.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Any Anything Anything Else Application Else Fill Formal Forms Give Had Qualifications Stand-Up Thought Twist Were You

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You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign Service for a while and then I drove a bulldozer, but neither of those panned out for me so it had to be stand-up.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Drove Foreign Growing Growing Up Had Me Neither Out Service Stand-Up Then Things Those Try Up Various While You

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Yeah, I think Michael has had to deal with that label of being Michael Caine for a long time.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Being Deal Had Label Long Long Time Michael Think Time Yeah I Think

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I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Fine Level Low Me Recognition Very Which

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Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I was 20.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Activity Highly Me Necessary Off Seemed Showing Valuable

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I don't really think of myself as an actor.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Actor Myself Really Think

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I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Again Over Same Same Thing Thing Want

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Biography

Nationality: Irish

Type: Comedian

Born: November 3rd, 1971

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