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Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.'

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Also Away Children Critics Funny Go Go Away Honest Most Pathetic Say Will You

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Have I had therapy? I went to a yoga class once.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Class Had Once Therapy Yoga

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Paper acts as an eraser on the mind, as soon as you look at what you've written.

~Dylan Moran

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I don't know that you're able to measure your aggregate wisdom as you go through life. I can't say that I ever feel that I'm sitting on top of a growing mound of wisdom.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Able Aggregate Ever Feel Go Growing Know Life Measure Say Sitting Through Top Wisdom You Your

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I wanted to show off - a simple impulse or drive; in much the same way as some kids wanted to play football, I wanted to show off. Not complicated in that sense, very natural; it just depends on how you want to show off.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Complicated Depends Drive Football How Impulse Just Kids Much Natural Off Play Play Football Same Sense Show Show Off Simple Some Very Want Wanted Way You

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The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Away Bound Get Now Sitcoms Stage Trend

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Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works, because in its own way, it's quite theatrical.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Because Black Books Format More Old Own Quite Sitcom Theatrical Think Traditional Way Which Works I Think

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I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom, just as a very good programme.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Good Just Office Programme Sitcom Think Though Thought Very

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You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Achieve Elastic Jokes Making Realism Surreal Through You

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We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Both Drawn Joy Situations Surreal Writing

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Biography

Nationality: Irish

Type: Comedian

Born: November 3rd, 1971

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