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I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Afraid Always Ever Gives Hard Hard Time Know Lesson Maybe Me Might Nobody People Say Somewhere Time Why

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You know how a fighter always comes into the dressing room way before a fight? That's me - I'm like a fighter.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Always Before Dressing Dressing Room Fight Fighter How Know Like Me Room Way You

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I never went out looking for glory.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Glory Looking Never Out

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My whole act is off the top of my head.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Act Head Off Top Whole

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Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.

~Don Rickles

Topics: About Correctness Humor Much Never Political Political Correctness Politics Talk

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I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Anything Find Funny Give Going Idea Know No Idea Say Stand Stand Up Toast Up

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Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Anything Career Done Down Ever Everything Know Might Never Paper People Whole Written

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To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Comedians Different Doing First Guy Knowledge Later Really Started Then Trying

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Well, I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Actor Always Call Myself Wanted Well

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When I'm onstage, I'm acting.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Acting Onstage

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: May 8th, 1926

Died: April 6th, 2017

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