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My wife came into my life, and my mother still wanted to be the boss.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Boss Came Life Mother My Life Still Wanted Wife

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The average person pushes an elevator button 6 or 7 minutes before realizing it's not working. I did a study on this, you know.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Average Average Person Before Button Did Elevator Know Minutes Person Pushes Realizing Study Working You

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Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Could Even Guy High High School Laugh Navy Rip School Somebody Who

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Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Boiling Entertainment Las Vegas Pot Vegas

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The thing I love about Vegas is that it's a melting pot. It's like working Ellis Island.

~Don Rickles

Topics: About Island Like Love Melting Melting Pot Pot Thing Vegas Working I Love

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Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Black Blacks Fun Make Why Why Not Yeah

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Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Bar Building Eddie Elizabeth Elizabeth Taylor Empire Empire State Fisher Like Married Me Soap State Taylor Trying Wash

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When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Back Enter He His Kiss Mind Pocket Ring Room You

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Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Business Insurance Kid Laughed Life My Life Nobody Show Show Business Sold

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They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of everybody and exaggerate all our insecurities.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Always Anybody Did Everybody Exaggerate Fun Here Hurt Insecurities Insult Make Me Our Sitting Use Word

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: May 8th, 1926

Died: April 6th, 2017

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