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Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Funny Funny Things People People Say Say Some Some People Things

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Among my friends, I'm not a little Boy Scout, and they love my humor, thank God.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Among Boy Boy Scout Friends God Humor Little Love Scout Thank Thank God

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Don't call me 'sir; 'King Jew' will do fine.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Call Fine Jew King Me Sir Will

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When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Alone Different Everyone Last Please Please Everyone Sell Stand You Yourself

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Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Alley Fantastic Italians Opera Over People Really Singing While Work You

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No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Always Beach Chair Find Go Jew Matter Next Sitting Where Will World You

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I don't like to compare myself with anybody.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Anybody Compare Like Myself

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An insult is mean or unkind. Milton Berle called me the Sultan of Insult, and I was called the King of Insult. But the guy that gave me the best title - and I use it to this day - was Johnny Carson. He called me Mr. Warmth.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Best Day Gave Guy He Insult Johnny Johnny Carson King Me Mean Milton Title Unkind Use Warmth Mr

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I exaggerate all our selves, our beings. I make fun of everything: of our life and what we are. But I don't tell jokes, really. I just exaggerate life, and it comes out funny.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Beings Everything Exaggerate Fun Funny Jokes Just Life Make Our Out Really Selves Tell

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I don't drink much anymore, but when I traveled with Frank Sinatra, God rest his soul, I used to drink like I could do it. He made it a test. In Vegas, the Rat Pack, which I was a little part of, drank all night and slept most of the day. Then, about 5 o'clock, we'd meet in the hotel steam room, lock the door, and steam our brains out.

~Don Rickles

Topics: About All Night Anymore Brains Could Day Door Drank Drink Frank Frank Sinatra God He His Hotel Like Little Lock Made Meet Most Much Night Our Out Pack Part Rat Rat Pack Rest Room Sinatra Slept Soul Steam Test Then Traveled Used Vegas Which

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: May 8th, 1926

Died: April 6th, 2017

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