KeenBrain
KeenBrain
KeenBrain

Don Rickles Quotes


Share this page on

Quotes by Don Rickles

Showing 131-140 of 162 Quotes by Don Rickles

Once in a while, when I'm alone, I think about my age. I think, 'How many more years do I have on this earth?' But I can't really conceive of dying.

~Don Rickles

Topics: About Age Alone Conceive Dying Earth How Many More Once Really Think While Years I Think

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


Somehow, in my head, I don't think I'll die. I know that everybody dies, of course. I just think that it'll never come to me. It's crazy, but there it is.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Come Course Crazy Die Dies Everybody Head Just Know Me Never Somehow Think

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


Frank Sinatra. Hey, Frank, I saw you in 'The Pride and Passion,' and I want to tell you the cannon was wonderful!

~Don Rickles

Topics: Cannon Frank Frank Sinatra Hey Passion Pride Saw Sinatra Tell Want Wonderful You

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


I was always the guy who made jokes and ribbed people at parties. After I went to the American Academy of Dramatic Arts I got sidetracked into clubs and started doing comedy.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Academy After Always American Arts Clubs Comedy Doing Dramatic Got Guy Jokes Made Parties People Sidetracked Started Who

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


Sometimes, I knew generally what I was going to do, but I've never written anything down. Call it a sixth sense: the lines just come.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Anything Call Come Down Generally Going Just Knew Lines Never Sense Sixth Sixth Sense Sometimes Written

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


I spent two and a half years in the Philippines in World War II.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Half Half Years Philippines Spent Two War World World War World War Ii Years

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


I'm a New Yorker, originally. I was raised in Jackson Heights. I went to P.S. 148 and then Newtown High School. If World War II didn't come, I'd still be there in school. World War II saved me.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Come Heights High High School Jackson Me New New Yorker Originally Raised Saved School Still Then War World World War World War Ii Yorker I Was Raised

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


I was a big shot in high school - big into social events and at the dramatic society - and I always had trouble in school. Not because I was a dummy, but I was always busy being the Jackson Heights clown.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Always Because Being Big Busy Clown Dramatic Dummy Events Had Heights High High School Jackson School Shot Social Society Trouble

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


I used to work over a bar. That was - there was no stage. I stood over a tiny bar. Louis Prima, rest his soul, he worked there. I was the guy that filled in when he was off the stage.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Bar Filled Guy He His Louis Off Over Prima Rest Soul Stage Stood Tiny Used Work Worked

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


The girls, like, in we'll say Hooters, have less clothing than the girls I worked with in those days. We thought it was wild when they just wore little bells and so forth. But today, in restaurants, some of the waitresses almost work in the nude, you know, to get business.

~Don Rickles

Topics: Almost Bells Business Clothing Days Forth Get Girl Just Know Less Like Little Restaurants Say Some Than Those Thought Today Wild Wore Work Worked You

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: May 8th, 1926

Died: April 6th, 2017

Links

Find Don Rickles on Amazon

Related Authors

George Carlin
Rodney Dangerfield
W. C. Fields
Mitch Hedberg
Groucho Marx
P. J. O'Rourke
Robin Williams
Steven Wright

Popular Authors

Ambrose Bierce Christopher Columbus Anthony J. D'Angelo Robert A. Heinlein Robert Kennedy Billie Jean King John Muir Louis Xiv

Change your beliefs...change your life.

Get a related quote or insight every day.

(it's 100% free)

Follow Us On

Today's Birthdays

1958 - Neil Degrasse Tyson

1600 - Thomas Goodwin

1703 - Jonathan Edwards

1713 - Denis Diderot

1824 - Henry Chadwick

1830 - Chester A. Arthur

1879 - John Erskine

1882 - Robert H. Goddard

1887 - Rene Cassin

1902 - Ray Kroc

Birthdays on October 5th
All Birthdays

Popular Topics

Experience Finance Forgiveness Home Jealousy Moving On Positive Work