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I like to reserve the right to write about whatever I like.

~David Sedaris

Topics: About Like Reserve Right Whatever Write

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The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons.

~David Sedaris

Topics: Author Cartoons Collections Humor Last Next Place Put Section Stuff Wants Your

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I love 'Glee.' I cry all the time when I watch 'Glee' because I don't know if it's satire or melodrama and that makes me feel like the writing is aware of itself, and that makes it okay to cry.

~David Sedaris

Topics: Aware Because Cry Feel Glee Itself Know Like Love Makes Me Melodrama Okay Satire Time Watch Writing I Love

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I went from having 50 listeners to 50 million listeners.

~David Sedaris

Topics: Having Listeners Million

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My sister Tiffany told me years ago, 'You can never write about me.' Then she called six months ago and said she wanted to be in a story. She was worried people thought I didn't like her.

~David Sedaris

Topics: About Her Like Me Months Never People Said She Sister Six Story Then Thought Wanted Worried Write Years Years Ago You

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I've been keeping diaries for 27 years.

~David Sedaris

Topics: Been Diaries Keeping Years

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If you read somebody's diary, you get what you deserve.

~David Sedaris

Topics: Deserve Diary Get Read Somebody You

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People ask if I miss it, but they don't understand that American culture is so ubiquitous that there's nothing to miss. I don't see myself moving back. It's not that I hate the United States. I just always thought it would be a shame not to live in a foreign country.

~David Sedaris

Topics: Always American American Culture Ask Back Country Culture Foreign Foreign Country Hate Just Live Miss Moving Myself Nothing People See Shame States Thought Understand United United States Would Ubiquitous

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I like books on tape, and will listen to just about anything.

~David Sedaris

Topics: About Anything Books Just Like Listen Tape Will

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I don't like being left to my own thoughts.

~David Sedaris

Topics: Being Left Like My Own Own Thoughts

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Writer

Born: December 26th, 1956

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