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If there's a God, and we have all this evidence that there's evolution, but He created the world only 6,000 years ago - what is the best and most logical explanation to reconcile those two things? I came up with - He came up with it, of course - that all things are fakeable.

~David Javerbaum

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You know, people always talk about how Jesus came down to Earth as a human being. He became a human being, But no one ever takes into account what that means.

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I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,' and I learned everything there about how to write funny, how to write funny on topic.

~David Javerbaum

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As a Jew reading about Jesus, I thought, 'He's a pretty good guy.' It's the same conclusion Monty Python drew in 'Life of Brian' - if people actually live what he did, it would be a pretty good world. But Jesus and Christianity have a tenuous relationship at best.

~David Javerbaum

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Writer

Born: Unknown

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