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Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Answer Bill Bill Gates Gates Know Man One Word Rich Rich Man Today Versions Very Want Why Word You

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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Always Immature Once Only You Young

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Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Also Although Any Boring Except Find Hobbies Hobby In Print Kind Me People Print Religion Same Saying True Who Will You

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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Adolescent Embarrassing More Nothing Parent Than World

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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Always Arise Bark Car Case Dogs Ear Feel Go Need Nothing Right Should Strongly Them Very Violently You Your

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I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Car Crew Currently Go Hate Pit Problems Procedure Through Want

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We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Because Citizens Cooperate Duty Feel Fully Go Irs Jail Patriotic Strong Try

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Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Accidents Contributing Factor Falling Gravity Involving Nearly Objects Percent

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The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Endangered Many Real Species Threat Whale Whales Whaling Which

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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Cakes Chewing Coffee Cup Eating Filling Less Like Only Rice

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Journalist

Born: July 3rd, 1947

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