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This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.

~Art Buchwald

Topics: Again Birthday Celebrate Homeland Homeland Security Me Security Wanted Way Wonderful Wonderful Way

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You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.

~Art Buchwald

Topics: Anymore Anything Doing Itself Make Make Up Recording Satire Up World You

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Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.

~Art Buchwald

Topics: Been Before In The Past Off Past Putting Reform Taking Tax Tax Reform Taxed Taxes Things

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Television has a real problem. They have no page two.

~Art Buchwald

Topics: Page Problem Real Real Problem Television Two

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Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

~Art Buchwald

Topics: Best Got Only Only Time Time Times Whether Worst

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The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.

~Art Buchwald

Topics: Accidents American Automobile Buffalo Dangerous Everyone Him Makes More Out Prove States Statistics Than United United States

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I worship the quicksand he walks in.

~Art Buchwald

Topics: He Quicksand Walks Worship

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Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.

~Art Buchwald

Topics: Along Every Every Time Hit Lowest Make New Program Television Think Thought Time Where Wonder You Ebb

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A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.

~Art Buchwald

Topics: About American Bad Breakdown Everyone Had Liver Nervous Nervous Breakdown Talk Wants

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The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.

~Art Buchwald

Topics: Exactly Like Mixed Powder Tastes Water

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Journalist

Born: October 20th, 1925

Died: January 17th, 2007

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