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I actually got a part in 'The Love Guru', that Mike Myers film. I heard it's awful. I got a Razzie award for it, which I'm quite proud of, but I still haven't seen it. I have no plans to branch out.

~Daniel Tosh

Topics: Actually Award Awful Branch Film Got Guru Heard Love Mike Out Part Plans Proud Quite Seen Still Which

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I go to the dentist every six months, I get a cleaning, so... I'm fortunate enough that those fluoride treatments as a child worked. Not getting any cavities.

~Daniel Tosh

Topics: Any Child Cleaning Dentist Enough Every Fortunate Get Getting Go Months Six Those Treatments Worked

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It's funny... you can make fun of AIDS or Haiti, but if you make fun of some starlet in Hollywood's looks? That's like the one thing... the line you are not to cross.

~Daniel Tosh

Topics: Aids Cross Fun Funny Haiti Hollywood Like Line Looks Make One Thing Some The One Thing Thing You

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I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so I say them. And I try to say everything kind of in a good spirit.

~Daniel Tosh

Topics: Away Everything Find Funny Get Good Jokes Kind Know Person Say Some Some Things Spirit Them Things Those Try Why

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I really don't work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am. It's really made the touring a lot less grueling.

~Daniel Tosh

Topics: Am As Far As Every Every Night Far Grueling Less Life Lot Made Matter My Life Night Really Stand-Up Touring Where Whole Work I Am

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Here's what I tell people now when they come to my shows: 'First of all, thank you for stimulating the economy, or at least my economic package.'

~Daniel Tosh

Topics: Come Economic Economy First First Of All Here Least Now Package People Shows Stimulating Tell Thank Thank You You

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: May 29th, 1975

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