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I was not a silly kid or outgoing. In fact, I suffered from quite a bit of anxiety. I used to have panic attacks when I was a teenager, really incapacitating moments, because I had some phobias.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Anxiety Attacks Because Bit Fact Had In Fact Kid Moments Outgoing Panic Phobias Quite Quite A Bit Really Silly Some Suffered Teenager Used

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I work with a lot of kids. Every year, for the past fifteen years, I work at Comedy Camp where I work with a lot of kids.

~Dane Cook

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My mother had a lot of phobias. She's pregnant with me and she was a very phobic person. So I was born into phobia, basically.

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Topics: Basically Born Had Lot Me Mother Person Phobia Phobias Pregnant She Very I Was Born

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I had the humble beginnings. I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.

~Dane Cook

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When I'm looking for hot button answers to tough questions, I don't look to congressman or my mayor. I say, 'What would Miss U.S.A. have to say about this?'

~Dane Cook

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I've always read books and loved human behavior since I was ten or twelve years old. Maybe even that's why I wanted to do comedy.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Always Behavior Books Comedy Even Human Human Behavior Loved Maybe Old Read Since Ten Twelve Wanted Why Years

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I'm completely ecstatic when a woman has own back story and brings something to the table and has a real strong kind of independence.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Back Brings Ecstatic Independence Kind Own Real Something Story Strong Table Woman

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: March 18th, 1972

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