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I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Comedy Did Explore Need Other Seventeen Stand-Up Stand-Up Comedy Things Years

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I feel like the gods have certainly patted me on the head.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Certainly Feel Gods Head Like Me I Feel I Feel Like

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I'm interested in doing everything and anything that I can to squeeze that creativity out of my brain. I guess I'm sort of a performance rat.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Anything Brain Creativity Doing Everything Guess Interested Out Performance Rat Sort Squeeze I Can

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I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. If I'm at home, I'm usually in my office editing or reconstructing my website or whatever it may be. I just love putting creativity into a performance, so if the right script comes along, and I certainly am reading comedies and dramas now, then I'm ready willing and able to give it a shot.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Able Along Am Being Certainly Comedies Creativity Dramas Editing Give Home Just Love May Now Office Performance Putting Reading Ready Right Script Set Shot Stage Then Website Whatever Willing I Love

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I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I'm a guy that has love of the game.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Comedy Enjoy Game Get Guy Love People See Stand-Up Stand-Up Comedy Taken Think Who I Think

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My mom and dad passed away from cancer. Within nine months, I lost both of my folks. Immediately after that, I had a horrible betrayal where my brother, who worked for me, stole a lot of my money. He's in jail now.

~Dane Cook

Topics: After Away Betrayal Both Brother Cancer Dad Folks Had He Horrible Immediately Jail Lost Lot Me Mom Mom And Dad Money Months Nine Nine Months Now Passed Stole Where Who Within Worked

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As a comedian, I am obligated to tell you the truth, my truth. To share with you my beliefs, my perspective. And I think that we forget sometimes that that's the oath that comics take, that we will go up and share everything - the irreverent, the scary.

~Dane Cook

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I do try to keep my show very improvisational. I don't work off a set list; I like to keep it more in the moment. I like to have information about where I'm going, what might be happening in that particular region as well. I like for people to feel like the show is for them.

~Dane Cook

Topics: About Feel Going Happening Improvisational Information Keep Like List Might Moment More Off Particular People Region Set Show Them Try Very Well Where Work

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If haters or whatever want to find you - I mean, some of them are so tenacious. You want to hire them to work for you. They're very, very savvy in terms of how they find you and get to you.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Find Get Haters Hire How Mean Savvy Some Tenacious Terms Them Very Want Whatever Work You

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I don't know if I could rebuild an airplane engine, but I know a little bit about rotors and rivets.

~Dane Cook

Topics: About Airplane Bit Could Engine If I Could Know Little Little Bit Rebuild

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: March 18th, 1972

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