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I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Amp Bring Comedy Doing Gorilla Just Laundry Literally Little Mike Performing Start Where Would

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I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.

~Dane Cook

Topics: After Amazing Away Blast Came Famous Glad Got Great Great Success Had Haters Hit Just Know Laughs Lot Me Missed Nowhere One Thing Out Parents Passed Really Saw Success Then Thing Time Unbelievable You

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When you're on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone's stifling their laughter. You're looking at the crew guys, hoping someone is making that face like, and not like, this is not working out, man.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Comedy Crew Everyone Face Guys Hopefully Hoping Laughter Like Looking Making Man Movie Movie Set Out Set Someone Working You

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We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Breakthrough Hope Moments Rebirth

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I say it with my tongue firmly planted in cheek but there's truth to it - being a comedian is very close to being a therapist. When you're working smaller clubs, you're listening. You're feeling an energy, you're going with a tone but when people start yelling out, you almost start a conversation with people.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Almost Being Cheek Close Clubs Comedian Conversation Energy Feeling Firmly Going Listening Out People Planted Say Smaller Start Therapist Tone Tongue Truth Very Working Yelling You

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I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Anymore Anyone Anything Benefit Else Exceed Expectations Just My Own Own Want

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The little boy inside of all us men always loves something video game related.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Always Boy Game Inside Little Loves Men Related Something Us Video Video Game

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You've gotta share what's going on in your mind.

~Dane Cook

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Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.

~Dane Cook

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People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Good Good Time Job Know Life Love My Life People Stage Time I Love

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: March 18th, 1972

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