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I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Comics Laugh Lot Loud Out

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My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Coming Dreams Living Nightmare Personal Professional True Were While

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My nickname for my mom was 'The Compass.'

~Dane Cook

Topics: Compass Mom Nickname

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I grew up very self-loathing. I was a phobic. I had anxiety. I had panic attacks.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Anxiety Attacks Grew Had Panic Self-Loathing Up Very

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There's always someone in every group of friends that nobody likes.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Always Every Friends Group Likes Nobody Someone

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In the year 3000, everything will be instant.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Everything Instant Will Year

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I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Focused Healthy More Staying Work I Can

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I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.

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Topics: Always Challenges Day Every Every Day Ideas New New Challenges New Ideas Take Want

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I feel like I was born and bred to stay self-motivated. I'm not one of those people who ho-hums and feels sorry for himself when something's bad.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Bad Born Bred Feel Feels Himself Like People Something Sorry Stay Those Who I Feel I Feel Like I Was Born

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When something's good, I'm not an over-celebrator.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Good Something

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: March 18th, 1972

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