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That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Everyone Mother Myspace Story Year

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Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!

~Dane Cook

Topics: Britney Hot Just Notes Sing

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I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Afraid Anything Characters Fearless Just Laugh Like Make People Takes

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When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Anyway Energy First Go Hit Just Lot Natural Over Scene Top

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I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Because Different Done Had Never Really Roast Standup Wanted

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You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Attention Crowd Just Laugh Learn Make Pay Pay Attention Sure Them You I Can

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Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Awesome Come Cool Genuine Guy He Lot Meet Often Person Shows Someone You

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I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Always Enjoy Going People Someone Watching

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I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Any Down Improvise Like Material Spontaneous Write

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I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Act Am How Like Observer People Psychology Watch I Am

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: March 18th, 1972

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