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My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Family Great Humor Just Regular Senses Them

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No one wants to drown. Drowning would be the worst. Cause everyone knows that feeling. That feeling, oh it's the worst... when you think you're drowning.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Cause Drown Drowning Everyone Feeling Knows Oh Think Wants Worst Would You

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I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Comedian Love Remind You I Love

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I can do more than just stand-up comedy, and the only way I'll be able to show that is if I do it myself. Because nobody trusts that I can do it.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Able Because Comedy Just More Myself Nobody Only Show Stand-Up Stand-Up Comedy Than Trusts Way I Can

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I get so into the moment.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Get Moment

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I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't any more.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Any Even Know La Lived Long More Real

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If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Anything Funny Make Say Tact Then Use You

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Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Always Jim Laugh Make Make Me Laugh Me Williams

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I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Always Been Business Giving Going Open Quitting Really Store Today Up

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I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Blues Go Guitar Jam Like Love Movies Out Play Watch I Love

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: March 18th, 1972

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