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I'm a late-night guy.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Guy Late-Night

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I always thought that if I got no love at all early in my standup career, or I was god awful, I thought I'd get into psychology.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Always Awful Career Early Get God Got Love No Love Psychology Standup Thought

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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Always Better Funny Get Lot Think I Can

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Here's the thing about Red Sox fans, or actually just fans from that region, in general: they appreciate the effort. And if you mail it in or if you give 80 percent, even with a win, they'll let you know that's not how you do it. They want - if it's comedian, if it's a musician, bring us your best show.

~Dane Cook

Topics: About Actually Appreciate Best Bring Comedian Effort Even Fans General Give Here How Just Know Mail Musician Percent Red Red Sox Region Show Sox Thing Us Want Win You Your

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When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Comedy Director Doing Producer Sometimes Stand-Up Stand-Up Comedy Writer You

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In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Freak Home Junior Junior Year Kinda Pretty Quiet School Shy Until Year

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I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'

~Dane Cook

Topics: Always Every Every Time Me Saw Say Snake Time Tv Wanted Why Why Not

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When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Back Day Fact Fun Just Little People Refer Wednesday You

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Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Anger Emotion Every Itself Other Planting Way

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I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.

~Dane Cook

Topics: Based Myself Pilot Play Shooting Show

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: March 18th, 1972

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