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If you live in New York or L.A., and you're liberal, and you're playing to a liberal crowd, it's almost like a rally... it's not edgy.

~Dana Carvey

Topics: Almost Crowd Edgy Liberal Like Live New New York Playing Rally York You

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I did a sitcom with Desi Arnaz Jr. in a pilot called 'Whacked Out.' We were bombing, and Lucille Ball grabbed the mic and started berating the audience.

~Dana Carvey

Topics: Audience Ball Bombing Did Grabbed Lucille Mic Out Pilot Sitcom Started Were

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There's always been a confusion about my sensibility. 'Is he kind of edgy, or is he Carol Burnett?' I'm a little bit of a hybrid. I like to please, but I like dark stuff, too.

~Dana Carvey

Topics: About Always Been Bit Burnett Carol Carol Burnett Confusion Dark Edgy He Hybrid Kind Like Little Little Bit Please Sensibility Stuff Too

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Corporate stand-up allowed me to make my own schedule and make money as if I was in show business.

~Dana Carvey

Topics: Allowed Business Corporate Make Me Money My Own Own Schedule Show Show Business Stand-Up

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I think there's a big price to pay for consciousness, knowing that it's all going to end and we're mortal. I envy dogs. They don't know they're getting old! And they don't know it's towards the end. I mean, they never think, 'I used to get by on 16 hours of sleep a day. Now, if I don't get 19, I'm a wreck.'

~Dana Carvey

Topics: Big Consciousness Day Dogs End Envy Get Getting Getting Old Going Hours Know Knowing Mean Mortal Never Now Old Pay Price Sleep Think Towards Used Wreck I Think

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: June 2nd, 1955

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