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I used to love 'Murphy Brown' as a kid. I didn't even understand half of the jokes that were going on, but I loved the character so much that they stood out.

~Cristela Alonzo

Topics: Brown Character Even Going Half Jokes Kid Love Loved Much Murphy Out Stood To Love Understand Used Were

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We don't have enough Latinos on TV just getting cast in supporting roles; the idea of having your own show named after you seemed like such a long shot.

~Cristela Alonzo

Topics: After Cast Enough Getting Having Idea Just Latinos Like Long Named Own Roles Seemed Shot Show Supporting Tv You Your

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My stand-up has a lot of performance in it, and I loved doing it so much that, after years, I put the idea of having a show on the back burner.

~Cristela Alonzo

Topics: After Back Burner Doing Having Idea Lot Loved Much Performance Put Show Stand-Up Years

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My mom ending up passing away, and I got really depressed and didn't have money for therapy, and so I started doing standup to cope with my mom's death.

~Cristela Alonzo

Topics: Away Cope Death Depressed Doing Ending Got Mom Money Passing Really Standup Started Therapy Up

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: January 6th, 1979

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