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That's what makes a good show. It doesn't target one group. It tells a story everyone gets.

~Cristela Alonzo

Topics: Everyone Gets Good Group Makes Show Story Target Tells

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I understand a lot of celebrities lose weight because they have the opportunity to get in shape and become healthier, but when you get so polished, you can't tell the story of a blue-collar family anymore.

~Cristela Alonzo

Topics: Anymore Because Become Blue-Collar Celebrities Family Get Healthier Lose Lot Opportunity Polished Shape Story Tell Understand Weight You

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My family didn't have money, and I think it made me fearless. I'm willing to try everything and not be afraid because what's the worst that can be happen? It might not work out, but I can't be worse off than when I was a kid.

~Cristela Alonzo

Topics: Afraid Because Everything Family Fearless Happen Kid Made Me Might Money Off Out Than Think Try Willing Work Work Out Worse Worst I Think

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My favorite movie is 'Die Hard.' It doesn't have pinatas and mariachis. It's just a good movie.

~Cristela Alonzo

Topics: Die Favorite Favorite Movie Good Good Movie Hard Just Movie

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There aren't any concrete steps to becoming a comic.

~Cristela Alonzo

Topics: Any Becoming Comic Concrete Steps

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When you have a different name, people just kind of take the liberty to spell it how they want.

~Cristela Alonzo

Topics: Different How Just Just Kind Kind Liberty Name People Spell Take Want You

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The Texas thing is such a big deal because whenever I see Texas in a TV show, they always show slow-moving cattle and cowboys with the hats. I wanted to show that Texas isn't a stereotype.

~Cristela Alonzo

Topics: Always Because Big Big Deal Cattle Cowboys Deal Hats See Show Stereotype Such A Big Deal Texas Thing Tv Tv Show Wanted Whenever I See

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I love multi-cam. I grew up in a border town in South Texas right next to Mexico, a million miles away from this world... and to me, multi-cams are just like theater.

~Cristela Alonzo

Topics: Away Border Grew Just Like Love Me Mexico Miles Million Next Right South Texas Theater Town Up World I Love

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To me, a multi-cam is just like the feeling you get from the audience.

~Cristela Alonzo

Topics: Audience Feeling Get Just Like Me You

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I love basketball. I love football. And to me, I think that's a dimension that you don't see with a lot of female leads, especially. I have a genuine love for it, and I always thought it was very interesting to show that side of me.

~Cristela Alonzo

Topics: Always Basketball Dimension Female Football Genuine Interesting Leads Lot Love Me See Show Side Think Thought Very You I Think I Love

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: January 6th, 1979

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