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I can't tell a story about a working-class family on a premium channel that you have to pay to get.

~Cristela Alonzo

Topics: About Channel Family Get Pay Premium Story Tell Working-Class You

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I grew up in a very Catholic household. We were pretty conservative.

~Cristela Alonzo

Topics: Catholic Conservative Grew Household Pretty Up Very Were

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It might sound dramatic and a little grandiose, but as a Latina, I would like to be someone that gives a voice to my culture.

~Cristela Alonzo

Topics: Culture Dramatic Gives Grandiose Latina Like Little Might Someone Sound Voice Would

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I couldn't afford therapy, so I just watched 'Frasier.' Season 4 was a breakthrough.

~Cristela Alonzo

Topics: Afford Breakthrough Just Season Therapy Watched

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I always knew, even as a kid, that my mom had a really rough life, and I always wanted to make her feel happy and to make her feel good.

~Cristela Alonzo

Topics: Always Even Feel Feel Good Good Had Happy Her Kid Knew Life Make Mom Really Rough Wanted

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I did the 'Wizard of Oz' in third grade, and I was a witch.

~Cristela Alonzo

Topics: Did Grade Oz Third Witch Wizard Wizard Of Oz

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My goal has always been to just kind of show how my family, we might be a different culture, but we're completely like everybody else.

~Cristela Alonzo

Topics: Always Been Culture Different Else Everybody Everybody Else Family Goal How Just Just Kind Kind Like Might Show

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Whatever you want to do with your life, you really got to want it. And if you want it, and you work hard, it will happen.

~Cristela Alonzo

Topics: Got Happen Hard Life Really Want Whatever Will Work Work Hard You Your

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The chances of anyone of any race getting their own show are, like, .001 percent.

~Cristela Alonzo

Topics: Any Anyone Chances Getting Like Own Percent Race Show

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Because I grew up in McAllen, we would watch Televisa a lot.

~Cristela Alonzo

Topics: Because Grew Lot Up Watch Would

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: January 6th, 1979

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