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So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation.

~Colin Quinn

Topics: About Each Ending Get Individual Instead Office Rid Say Situation Talking Theoretical Violence War Ways

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You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers.

~Colin Quinn

Topics: After Broadway Like Make Maybe Money Nothing Out Pay Producers Week You

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The thing that drives me crazy is when comics say 'I have low self-esteem.' No you don't. You're standing on stage asking people to pay. You don't play an instrument. You want people to pay to hear what's in your mind. You don't have low self-esteem. You might have other problems.

~Colin Quinn

Topics: Asking Comics Crazy Drives Hear Instrument Low Low Self-Esteem Me Might Mind Other Pay People Play Problems Say Self-Esteem Stage Standing Thing Want You Your

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Everybody's funny in different ways.

~Colin Quinn

Topics: Different Different Ways Everybody Funny Ways

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I'm always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I'm always working on movies and TV shows.

~Colin Quinn

Topics: Always Movies Never Shows Stuff Tv Tv Shows Working

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I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian.

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Topics: Actor Becoming Comedian Me New People Premiere Quietly Understand York

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I'm just another guy who thinks he's smarter than he is, in a long line of them.

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Topics: Another Guy He Just Line Long Long Line Smarter Than Them Thinks Who

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I was a class clown.

~Colin Quinn

Topics: Class Class Clown Clown

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The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests.

~Colin Quinn

Topics: Alone Comics Like Live More Only People Priests Than Who

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People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.

~Colin Quinn

Topics: About Even Future Job Like Money Most Paper People Present Talking Tense

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: June 6th, 1959

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