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The pursuit of approval usually ends in disaster.

~Chris Morris

Topics: Approval Disaster Ends Pursuit

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A sitcom isn't usually the right tool for satire.

~Chris Morris

Topics: Right Satire Sitcom Tool

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You can only maintain your interest if you're travelling more in ignorance than knowledge.

~Chris Morris

Topics: Ignorance Interest Knowledge Maintain More Only Than Travelling You Your

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You see young people, or kids, and they're fascinated by the way people talk. And that's great. But eventually you get to the point where you think, 'You know what? I don't care how you talk, I'm just listening to what you're saying.'

~Chris Morris

Topics: Care Eventually Fascinated Get Great How Just Kids Know Listening People Point Saying See Talk Think Way Where You Young Young People

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The thing about a sense of humour is that it's not bestowed on the good. It's just randomly dished out.

~Chris Morris

Topics: About Bestowed Good Humour Just Out Randomly Sense Thing

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No matter how heinous someone's behaviour, if you make them a comic character, you can't expect people to hate them.

~Chris Morris

Topics: Behaviour Character Comic Expect Hate How Make Matter People Someone Them You

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If a terrorist group wanted to hit Britain, all they'd have to do is kill 100 random celebrities. The country would have a nervous breakown.

~Chris Morris

Topics: Britain Celebrities Country Group Hit Nervous Random Terrorist Wanted Would

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I just feel tired now if people are shocked. If it's not for you, just don't bloody watch it.

~Chris Morris

Topics: Bloody Feel Just Now People Shocked Tired Watch You

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When people say 'love to hate', they actually mean 'love to be appalled by' - if they truly hated them, they'd never repeat a catch phrase.

~Chris Morris

Topics: Actually Appalled Catch Catch Phrase Hate Hated Love Mean Never People People Say Phrase Repeat Say Them Truly

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There are works of fiction which seek to explain jihadi terrorists as the militant wing of Amnesty International. I don't buy that.

~Chris Morris

Topics: Amnesty Buy Explain Fiction International Militant Seek Terrorists Which Wing Works

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Biography

Nationality: British

Type: Critic

Born: September 5th, 1965

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