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Bowling is all physics and energy distribution. It's F = ma. So it is actually one of the most science-y sports, because it literally is just a ball and a surface and objects to knock down.

~Chris Hardwick

Topics: Actually Ball Because Bowling Distribution Down Energy Just Knock Literally Ma Most Objects Physics Sports Surface

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We're not in an information age anymore. We're in the information management age.

~Chris Hardwick

Topics: Age Anymore Information Information Age Management

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I think for a lot of people, bowling is sort of a joke. But I love it, and it means a lot to me, so any chance to help promote it or celebrate it or not make the hackiest jokes - 'Bowlers are like plumbers and they wear the craziest shirts!' - I'm way into.

~Chris Hardwick

Topics: Any Bowling Celebrate Chance Craziest Help Joke Jokes Like Lot Love Make Me Means People Promote Shirts Sort Think Way Wear I Think I Love

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Trying to make strangers laugh is crazy and more than a little narcissistic.

~Chris Hardwick

Topics: Crazy Laugh Little Make More Narcissistic Strangers Than Trying

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While the liberal media elite depict the bowler as a chubby guy with a comb-over and polyester pants, the reality is that bowling is one of the most tech-heavy sports today. Robotic pinsetters and computerized scoring were just the beginning.

~Chris Hardwick

Topics: Beginning Bowler Bowling Chubby Depict Elite Guy Just Liberal Media Most Pants Reality Robotic Scoring Sports Today Were While

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It's funny: when I first started getting vocal about how much I liked 'Doctor Who,' I didn't realize how deep the fan base was.

~Chris Hardwick

Topics: About Base Deep Doctor Doctor Who Fan Fan Base First Funny Getting How How Much Liked Much Realize Started Vocal Who

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For me personally, I have a fear of, 'If I stop, I'm going to die.' If I stop doing the things that are enriching to me or creatively exciting to me or if I stop creating, then I feel stagnant. If something isn't growing, it's dying.

~Chris Hardwick

Topics: Creating Creatively Die Doing Dying Enriching Exciting Fear Feel Going Growing Me Personally Something Stagnant Stop Then Things I Feel

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Any nerd who grew up around the time that I did, BBC programming was a treasure chest for us.

~Chris Hardwick

Topics: Any Around Chest Did Grew Nerd Programming Time Treasure Up Us Who Bbc

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American television constantly tries to co-op British comedy and create their own version of it. Most of the time it doesn't work; obviously, in the case of 'The Office,' it did. But a lot of times, it doesn't really work.

~Chris Hardwick

Topics: American British Case Comedy Constantly Create Did Lot Most Obviously Office Own Really Television Time Times Tries Version Work

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Comic-Con is interesting because there's so much going on at once, it's literally impossible to do everything. You need clones and some sort of hoverboard so you can surf over the crowd of packed-in nerds.

~Chris Hardwick

Topics: Because Comic-Con Crowd Everything Going Impossible Interesting Literally Much Need Nerds Once Over Some Sort Surf You

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: November 23rd, 1971

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