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I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.

~Chris Farley

Topics: Demons Other Some Still Weight Work

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I don't know what the future holds. All I know is, I'm good today. Real good.

~Chris Farley

Topics: Future Good Holds Know Real Today

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I signed on as the clown, and, by golly, I'll keep up my end of the bargain.

~Chris Farley

Topics: Bargain Clown End Keep Signed Up

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I can't help it. I want to be a good Catholic, but I'm a hedonist.

~Chris Farley

Topics: Catholic Good Help Want

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I went down to Chicago to try to go into a place called Second City. I auditioned for that and got in pretty quickly, but I couldn't stop partying. They gave me a warning: 'If you do it again, we're gonna kick you off the main stage.'

~Chris Farley

Topics: Again Chicago City Down Gave Go Gonna Got Kick Main Me Off Partying Place Pretty Quickly Second Second City Stage Stop Try Warning You

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When I got outta school, I didn't know what I was gonna do with my life. I knew I didn't have much in the grades department, and so I was very fearful. A whole lot of fear.

~Chris Farley

Topics: Department Fear Fearful Gonna Got Grades Knew Know Life Lot Much My Life School Very Whole

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I went and worked for my dad after school. I'd show up late and stuff like that.

~Chris Farley

Topics: After Dad Late Like School Show Stuff Up Worked

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: February 15th, 1964

Died: December 18th, 1997

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