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I used to think that you could get to a level of success where the laws of the universe didn't apply. But they do. It's still life on life's terms, not on movie-star terms. I still have to work at relationships. I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.

~Chris Farley

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I was in the Pritikin Center in Santa Monica once, trying to lose 30 or 40 pounds in a month. I'd work... on a treadmill and with the weights, but it was driving me nuts. So I escaped. Tom Arnold picked me up and we went to Le Dome and had tons of desserts.

~Chris Farley

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I want to live fast and die young.

~Chris Farley

Topics: Die Fast Live Want Young

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I remember one time when all the nuns in my Catholic grade school got around in a semicircle, me and Mom in the middle, and they said, 'Mrs. Farley, the children at school are laughing at Christopher, not with him.' I thought, 'Who cares? As long as they're laughing.'

~Chris Farley

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New York was scary, coming from the Midwest. At first, I thought I'd come in all cocky, like, 'I'm gonna bring this town to its knees!' After about a month, I was like, 'I wanna go home.'

~Chris Farley

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I have a nice apartment now that's all taken care of. I make my bed every day.

~Chris Farley

Topics: Apartment Bed Care Day Every Every Day Make Nice Now Taken

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The great comics can fall on their faces, but then they can say, 'Oh, baby, you're the greatest.' They show their heart and their vulnerability.

~Chris Farley

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Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it's a neighborhood story.

~Chris Farley

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Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I'm a human being like everyone else. I'm not exempt.

~Chris Farley

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I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It's a battle for me, as far as weight and things like that. But I'm curbing them because I want to continue to do comedy, and the two don't mix. So I try to fight those demons.

~Chris Farley

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: February 15th, 1964

Died: December 18th, 1997

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